Best club team names

GreenDoberman · Jul 22, 2008

This one is my pick so far:

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Plays in the Chilean second division. They might not be cocky, but they got a "lota schwager".

GreenDoberman · Jul 22, 2008

Myself and QuantumLeap have a special attachment to this Armenian side:

GreenDoberman · Jul 22, 2008

Can't find the logo, but this Malaysian side lives up to their name...if you can bet against them.

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Summary | Home | Away | Fixtures

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</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Perlis</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">4 - 0</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 12, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>ATM</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">1 - 5</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>Perak</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 9, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Johor Pasir Gudang</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">6 - 1</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jul 6, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

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</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teama>Pahang</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 50px">2 - 1</TD><TD class=dynresults3_teamb>ATM</TD><TD class=dynresults3_buttons>i </TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=7 height=2></TD><TR><TD class=dynresults3_date>Jun 30, 2008</TD><TD class=dynresults3_comp>Malaysia Cup</TD><TD class=dynresults3_winner>

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TheBrainiac · Jul 22, 2008

Icemantbi · Jul 22, 2008

Oh man, there are some funny ones out there. Here's a few that I find funny:

Umm.. no sport team should be given the nickname "Young Boys". Sorry, that's just wrong.

Newell's Old Boys. Yeah, boys can't really be old. Sounds like they are a team of old geezers.

Always got a kick out of the name of this Bolivian team called "The Strongest".

Logo of the Swiss team called "The Grasshoppers" Yeah, name your team from an insect.

That's a few of them, there are plenty more though. Some of these names just crack me up though. :missingte

quantumleap · Jul 23, 2008

The Brainiac said:

Oddly enough, the Geylang district in Singapore is the area with the largest concentration of brothels, all legal of course. However, the majority of them have women. I'm not sure there are any brothels there with men.

quantumleap · Jul 23, 2008

KooTeePee in the Finnish Veikkausliiga. They even have a funny logo:

GreenDoberman · Jul 24, 2008

Something about this 2nd division Mexican side says "PARTY":

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GreenDoberman · Jul 24, 2008

One of the greatest names ever, they play in Trinidad and Tobago:

GreenDoberman · Jul 26, 2008

hm2.0 · Jul 26, 2008

GreenDoberman said:
One of the greatest names ever, they play in Trinidad and Tobago:

best club name so far.

Even their logo gives me a chuckle. :nohead:

quantumleap · Aug 9, 2008

I just love ham. So does this Norwegian football team:

DennizdaMenace · Aug 9, 2008

quantumleap · Sep 11, 2008

Here's a new one from the Dutch Jupiler League:

quantumleap · Jun 22, 2009

No team logo but I see from livescore.com that Middelfart lost to Odense today.

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:laugh: